Update 1/16/12

I DO.  Just kidding.  But in all honesty, who proposes after reading a profile and not even knowing the girl's name?  Did I mention we'd never talked before... and that he'd never seen a picture of me?  Stop sending me all of your accomplishments and telling how much you like what I've written, I'm not interested, I'm creeped the fuck out!!!

Don't want him to try and put a ring on it